$tumbphy Biggest Douche Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this contest asks you to find the biggest douche in the world.

Rules: it can be anyone. and could also be a group of douches i.e. insane clown posse

Contest ends Friday March 6. Good luck.

my entry:

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ursula >> wendy

FINAL MOTEL POST!
this might be long..

utah >> wyoming

UTAH


"Have Pool - Will Cool"

VIRGINIA

still around! remodeled though.

VERMONT

“an attractive 12-unit, ‘In-Country’ Motel”

WASHINGTON

Back of the card, 1966:
Dear Folks:
Wow! What a day! We changed motels, I was interviewed by 2 employers,
we have a prospective house ($150 per mo.) Marty will start
Confirmation class tomorrow, all three will start school Mon
in a Luth. School. This is a picture of the Motel we are now in.
I think we’ll stay here while.

WISCONSIN


WYOMING

amenities included - "MEZZANINE" yay?

and that concludes this on-going post.

that's it folks! GOODBYE! boohoo :*(

Segways = :)

Thanks, Reggie. Your post below reminded me of how awesome segways are.

Back in 95 I was pretty sure teleportation would be possible by 2000. If I knew that by 2009 the most futuristic form of transportation would be the Segway, I would've been extremely bummed. Now that I'm older and know life's one huge let down, Segways are one of the few things that can consistently make me smile. I love them so much that I'm declaring a new weekly Stumbphy holiday, Segway Friday. Let the celebrations begin!

Awhile back I came across some creep who makes youtube videos of mostly underage girls riding Segways. I'm not sure if it's just me, but it sounds like he's getting off on this.










This ones my favorite because the girl actually looks of age but the creeps not interested at all. I guess his fetish is strictly underage girls on Segways.


There's tons more of these things if you're into that kind of stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/user/areacable enjoy.

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FISH WITH SEE THROUGH HEAD



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I think this pretty much wraps up what I love about movies in a nutshell... and fairy tales.. annd real fairy tales with sad endings.
I haven't seen the whole thing yet, but if it's as good as this trailer, its going in my top ten.. and if not, then this trailer does.



lazy mode











































still at it




counter scam coming up...
stay tuned

Most Dankest

1. Adj. - The sickest or illest shit ever.



I was gonna do a whole post on sitcom "Very Special Episodes", because the Saved By The Bell episode where Jessie gets addicted to caffine pills is one of my favorite things ever.. But then I found a Different Strokes 'Child Molester' episode, that ended up gettin a lil too meh meh (lost my edge). So I just stuck with some drug ones cause those are always my favorite anyway.



I really don't know why this makes me laugh everytime. It's my favorite episode.


trying to sell my laptop

but the only people who want it are scammers...
first of all i posted this in New York and it says
"pick up only" on the craigslist post.
the ones that say that their paying me first,
gave me fake paypal email receipts...
Two of them wanted me to ship to Nigeria.
And also two of them added over $300 extra.
Bad grammar are also things to look out for.
I got all these in one day:
























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tasteful - http://www.jrsrules.blogspot.com/ - stolen from

READ

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was just going through my archives, caught the buffer! i didnt know booker at the time (may 2007) but this piece was near where i grew up in london and i was thinking woah amazing piece, but only lasted two days. so a rare one, be happy, read more stumbphy!

farewell conan o'brien


























phew!

since a handgun just isn't enough protection anymore, chinstrap here has come up with this slick little setup for those nasty trips down the driveway to the mailbox.


dirty stock cap throws, tags, freight burners



a great panda sex interview in the latest issue of bloodwars web zine, the best usa graff mag i know (please prove me wrong) and its freee

"i see a lot of thug kids out in sf only doing tags or simple letters because thats 'gangsta'. i just see a pattern in hip hop right now, keeping it too simple to keep it real, a gangster does what he wants though." - excerpt

http://www.bloodwarsmagazine.com

YESSS



acid video



Axolotl







A neotenic species of salamander that does not go through metamorphosis.
The species originates from the lake underlying Mexico City and is also
called ajolote (which is also the common name for the Mexican Mole Lizard)





Due to pollution these creatures are nearing extinction. Please help by
not going to Mexico and not introducing the waters with nonnative fish
such as the African Tilapia and Asian Carp, which have been eating the
axolotl's babies.