Thanks, Reggie. Your post below reminded me of how awesome segways are.
Back in 95 I was pretty sure teleportation would be possible by 2000. If I knew that by 2009 the most futuristic form of transportation would be the Segway, I would've been extremely bummed. Now that I'm older and know life's one huge let down, Segways are one of the few things that can consistently make me smile. I love them so much that I'm declaring a new weekly Stumbphy holiday, Segway Friday. Let the celebrations begin!
Awhile back I came across some creep who makes youtube videos of mostly underage girls riding Segways. I'm not sure if it's just me, but it sounds like he's getting off on this.
This ones my favorite because the girl actually looks of age but the creeps not interested at all. I guess his fetish is strictly underage girls on Segways.
There's tons more of these things if you're into that kind of stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/user/areacable enjoy.