Your body was a Player.
You have defeated 7872 enemies.
You saved the beautiful Mallorns of Lothlorien.
You saved Bree from a dreadful Nazgul.
You saved a young hobbit from an horrible fate.
You saved 33 princesses.
You found none of the relic pieces and failed in your quest.
You can feel the danger of evil magic.
You can destroy walls.
You can use rohir powers.
You can sense what is beyond walls.
Your position is very uncertain.
You are in a battle rage.
Your eyes are sensitive to infrared light.
You can see invisible creatures.
You levitate just over the ground.
You have free action.
Your appetite is small.
You have ESP.
You are very unlucky.
You know everything.
You have a firm hold on your life force.
You are surrounded with a fiery aura.
You are surrounded with electricity.
You are carrying a permanent light.
You are resistant to acid.
You are resistant to lightning.
You are completely immune to fire.
You are resistant to cold.
You are resistant to poison.
You are resistant to confusion.
You are resistant to sonic attacks.
You are resistant to disenchantment.
You are resistant to chaos.
You are resistant to nether forces.
You are completely fearless.
Your eyes are resistant to blindness.
Your strength is sustained.
Your constitution is sustained.
Your dexterity is sustained.
Your strength is affected by your equipment.
Your intelligence is affected by your equipment.
Your wisdom is affected by your equipment.
Your dexterity is affected by your equipment.
Your constitution is affected by your equipment.
Your charisma is affected by your equipment.
Your digging ability is affected by your equipment.
Your speed is affected by your equipment.
Your attack speed is affected by your equipment.
Your weapon freezes your foes.
Your weapon poisons your foes.
Your weapon strikes at demons with holy wrath.
Your weapon is especially deadly against dragons.
You are dead, killed by The Physics Teacher
on level 53 of The Sacred Land Of Mountains.
“You are Dead” by Andy Simionato, 2009