welcome to the wonderful world of DORCUS menswear!

Dorcus Menswear was created by the great Barney Dorcus.
Apparently, he had massive B.O. and had the inspiration to design clothes for
men that had this problem. He called the fabrics he used "Swetz-ALot".
"One look and they'll all say - WOW Whatta DORCUS!"
Here are some of the genius suits and sets that he came up with:

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ad campaign slogan created for this last picture:
She Skirt - He-Skirt - They-Skirt - We-Skirt!
Wear a lotta Dorcus and the gang’ll all say Gee Skirt!
Men, you gotta bare it for a solid Dorcus Whee Spurt!
He-Skirt! He-Skirt! He-Skirt! He-Skirt!

how these particular garments are for uncontrollable sweaty men is beyond me.